“Life is just one cup of coffee after another;” and I agree 100%. I don’t know about you, but I can’t imagine going a day without some java.
Nowadays, we live in a world where humor is spread through satire, sarcasm, and jokes in the form of memes…
And coffee culture hasn’t been left out.
On that note:
Allow me to be your Coffee Meme Lord. Today, I’ve got 14 hysterical coffee memes that’ll blow your rib cage wide open.
So, grab your favorite cup of Joe and join me as I walk you through the comic side of coffee culture.
Table of Contents
1. The Only Proven Way To Beat Monday Blues…
Actress Fran Drescher once said:
“Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.”
It is natural to have a slow Monday morning. Especially, when you’ve had a fun-filled weekend. I know I’ve had many and I’m pretty sure you have too.
Luckily, it doesn’t have to be all gloom and doom.
You can always jumpstart your day by brewing and enjoying a nice, fresh, caffeine-rich, and hot cup of coffee.
2. When the Doctor Insists on a One Coffee Cup Limit Per Day
How many times have you been told – you need to slow down on your coffee intake?
Well, if they insist that, “One cup is enough.” Then, one cup it is. Even if it’s big enough to be held with both hands. (Wink!)
After all, what’s the worst that could happen?
3. With Coffee, The Sky Isn’t the Limit…
You’re crazy about coffee. But don’t we all know someone who’s even crazier and always wants more and more of it?
That one person who, if given a chance, is ready to go cup after cup.
Sometimes the only way to stop them is by dragging them away or simply taking the coffee away, if possible.
4. Better Not be Decaf
Wanna hear a joke? Decaf.
Don’t get me wrong – I’m not trying to belittle decaf lovers. We are who we are, right?
But, I’ve always wondered, “Is coffee really coffee without caffeine?” Or better yet, would you be okay with taking sugar that isn’t sweet?
Sounds kinder silly, right? Well, that’s Decaf for me…
Did you know that Decaf coffee has about 2 to 5 mg of caffeine per cup? Hmm…, interesting!
5. No, Not My Coffee…
If I had a dollar for every time someone told me to slow down on my coffee intake, I’d be an Oligarch by now.
I know many critics believe coffee is bad for human health.
Even Havard’s School of Health asserts otherwise.
Plus, coffee keeps us energized. It’s our go-to drink for every kind of mood. So, as Celine Dion once sang, “How do I live without you…”
But, in this case, “you” refers to coffee.
6. More Espresso Means Less Depresso
It’s an undeniable fact:
People love coffee for different reasons, right?
But, if you ask me or any other coffeeholic, many love it for its energizing effects (aka the Kick).
That’s why coffee is one of the best remedies when you want to get invigorated. To lift your spirits. To brighten your mood. Or to get you active.
So, if you are feeling “Depresso” (or down), then it’s time to go for an “Espresso.”
7. The Worst Kind of Waiting
This meme is always reminiscent of the popular “Barista Life” quote:
“Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.” LOL!
Like they say:
Patience is a virtue. And we always try our best to exercise some of it.
Patiently waiting for your coffee to cool is an entirely different form of torture. The stubborn, java-addicted spirit inside you won’t allow you to beat the temptation of taking the first sip.
8. The First Cup Hits the Hardest
Let’s face it:
There’s nothing quite like tasting the first cup of coffee for the day. It gets even better when you’ve been anticipating it long before it arrives.
- You can almost “hear” your taste receptors, breaking into cheers and jubilation.
- You’ll definitely “feel” your nerves calming down.
- And yes, you can only “imagine” how giggly your cells get from the warming effects of drinking hot coffee.
Believe me, if drinking the first cup of coffee isn’t as magical for you, then you probably ain’t doing it right.
9. Only One Way to Take Coffee
Here’s a fact:
For many coffeeholics, coffee is more than just a drink. It’s a necessity, a daily ritual, a lifestyle, it’s life. Yes, I dare say that “coffee is life.”
There’s only one way we can take such a drink, and that is – seriously; I mean, very seriously.
*Okay my emotions are starting to show; let’s move on*
10. When is Coffee Ever Enough?
Just for fun:
Me: *Enters a Starbucks and orders a coffee to-go…
Barista: What size?
Me: The biggest…?
Barista: That would be the 30 Oz Trenta, right?
Me: No, I want the biggest to-go cup…
Barista: (Looking a little confused…) I’m not sure we have anything bigger.
Me: *Whips out my phone and shows him the “STILL NOT ENOUGH” meme.
Can you guess what happens next? (Let me know in the comments below)
11. Looking for the Ultimate Fix? Try Coffee
Hmm! If only there was something to fix all kinds of moods…?
There is. Have you tried drinking a nice cup of Coffee?
Whether you are sad, happy, stressed, depressed, feeling low, or heartbroken, there’s almost no mood a cup of coffee won’t fix.
*Ha ha, emphasis on the word “almost.”
Even comedian Jerry Seinfeld agrees with this. He once said:
“We want to do a lot of stuff; we’re not in great shape. We didn’t get a good night’s sleep. We’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.”
Don’t believe Jerry or me? Try it.
12. Even the Bible Says So…?
Ladies… If you’ve always wanted the perfect excuse to get your man to make you some coffee, this meme says it all.
Just tell him, “HE-BREWS” is an entire book in the bible.
Much like a sword that cuts both sides, this can also work to the advantage of men.
Well, If you’re a guy who doesn’t have the heart to tell your girl she makes bad java. Or maybe you like your own coffee better…
This is the best way to get what you want without hurting her feelings.
13. When It’s Coffee Time, It’s COFFEE TIME
This is probably one of the funniest coffee memes on the internet. It perfectly encapsulates the “I must get my coffee no matter what” mindset of a true coffeeholic.
You don’t mind plowing a million miles through the snow in the dead of winter.
All that matters is that you get your coffee fix when you need it. And perhaps, an extra cup or two for the journey back home.
14. Just Another Day In the Life of a Barista
A Starbucks barista posted this meme on twitter a while back, and it went viral. The hilarious meme showed a customer’s ridiculously long and complicated order.
We all know an “Edward.”
I’m talking about that one friend or co-worker who’s overly detailed about how their coffee should be prepared.
And while coffee is meant to be enjoyed as per the preferences of the consumer, some orders can get crazy – borderline laughable.
Did you know that Beethoven, the pianist, alsoloved coffee? Well, he was very specific about how it should be prepared. 60 coffee beans per cup – no more, no less.
One thing is certain:
Aside from the much-needed caffeine kick, there’s also humor on the coffee side of life thanks to memes.
With this, coffee lovers get to share their passions, beliefs, experiences, and creativity with the world.
It doesn’t get any better than that.
Don’t be selfish. Be sure to pass on the fun by sharing these memes with other coffee lovers you know.